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The difference is the intention behind the acts.

She/he is intentionally using that booty water to bind/trap their target versus having mundane xes where he's just eating you out (though there's some attachment with those types of acts). Plus, whatever other spellwork she/he uses when collecting the booty water and placing it in the food.

I know people who use xes magick to manifest different things for them and their man but that's something different than what you're talking about.
Men have been performing oral xes on women for forever. They will still leave or cheat. But putting vagina juices or dirty booty water in his food will make him commit. Men are even eating out women while they're on their periods, but putting period blood in his spaghetti will tie him to you. Do those things supposedly work because he's not ingesting your juices voluntarily?

Some women are so damn desperate that they'll risk their lives to trap a man. What happens when/if he finds out?

And why you should stay prayed up and/or protect and cleanse your energy.
And this why you shouldn't eat everyone's cooking.
 

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw this sh!t on my sidebar and laughed so fµck!ng loud that the people next to me looked like, "WTH!!??" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

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"- Macg then suggest that maybe Jay Z used a love spell/potion on Bey, lol"

I'm dying.
Imagine Jay collecting the water he is washing his ass crack with and sprinkling Beyonce's food with it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If this does work, that would explain why, for the 20 years they have been together, JayZ always behaved like he was the prize in the relationship or even the cute one.
 

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People get testy here about that. It can start a religious/diaspora war and I'm not trying to be involved in any of that on here.

But I personally do not believe in using anything or any means to make someone love you. If they do, they do. If they don't, they don't.

It ultimately would not work, not without consequences anyway, even if it did by chance work momentarily. The universe doesn't take kindly to people doing things against another's will.

So ultimately what would end up happening is, the universe would eventually set the desired person back on their path, but in a very undesirable and destructive way to the obstructer.
 

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definitely do not do this people. it is more than gross, you can make someone seriously ill or kill them in extreme cases.
 

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No disrespect to anyone's cultural practices, but you don't have to do all of that haha.
No sometimes people deserve to be disrespected and their cultural practices. This is mild compared to what someone told me about women in New Orleans when he grew up like wearing a steak while they're on their period then taking the same steak and cook it for the person they want to snag. This is the devil's work. Play with the devil you will get demonic prizes.
 

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I practice witchcraft/voodoo due to my Haitian background, and I didn't need to do this to my husband. Once my husband wiped the sh!t out of my ass, I already knew. Sorry to be so blunt.
 

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In The Phantom Thread the wife poisoning the husband then nursing him back to health was what kept their bond strong. He knew she was doing the sh!t and loved it. I imagine this is exactly like that.
 

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And heterosexual women wonder why many men don't trust their cooking. It's not the dudes doing all of this fake science anti logic disgusting sh!t.
 

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I was eating a tortilla chip when I saw the title and ended up snorting so hard that a piece tried to go up my nostril from my mouth. Thanks a lot

ETA: The chip flake is gone and the pain in my sinus/ear has subsided.
 
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This happens all the time in Jamaica, period spaghetti, sweat rice and now this.

Jah know, I don’t get it
 

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I know women who don't shower regularly, and have xes with their man all the time. They believe this will work in securing a marriage. I never tried it, but their man is still in the picture.
 

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Why do that for a man to make him commit? All these stem from low self-esteem.
 

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I feel like this should be in the New Age alley, cause I never heard of using water you washed your ass with, to put in somebody's food just to keep them. I dare somebody to try this on me, and we going out in the streets to FIGHT!!!!
Listen hunay, if somebody does this to you, trust me you don't even have the willpower to fight that person.lol
 

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. . . Cliffs: From 18:33-26:00 . . . - Macg then suggest that maybe Jay Z used a love spell/potion on Bey, lol
He buggin' with that because a nukka from Brooklyn don't have to put a spell on a woman for her to fall in love with him.
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It's the using booty crack water and period blood to snatch a man for me :clown

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Podcast and chill is the biggest podcast show in SA. And during today's episode, love spells and potions were being discussed, when one of the 3 hosts (Ghost lady) relayed an anecdote about one of the characters on Moja love's(SA TV network) Umdeni, a reality show I think. Ghost lady said the character's mother advised them to sprinkle water they've used to wash their booty crack, in the food of whoever they wanted to land.

Cliffs: From 18:33-26:00

-MacG starts the topic by asking if the other 2 hosts believe in love potions. Following an instance where someone tried to sell him one

-Both confirm that they do

-Ghost lady tells a story about the episode of Umdeni, she watched, where someone's mother advised them to feed their target food they've sprinkled with water previously used to wash their booty crack

-Sol tells them about an open conversation he had on Facebook, with his friends, asking them if our generation practices or uses love spells

-Sol touches on how, relationships where people have used love spells on their s/o aren't based or founded on love, on either side. And usually end tragically

-MacG states that he doesn't believe in love spells/potions, Sol and Ghost lady provide examples of people who are victims of those spells and potions. And confirm that they do believe in their existence and influence

- Macg then suggest that maybe Jay Z used a love spell/potion on Bey, lol

This is kind of a follow up to this thread, since it's mentioned in this episode

Instagram influencer admits to hexing sponsors, to secure the bag

Sol actually mentions the video I posted in the OP and that the thread was essentially about

Ass water?
 

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Nahhhhh!!!!


This is beyond nasty...
How do you cook with stank water.
Don't mean to be disrespectful but some girls don't even know how to wash a*#that man is going to die of poisoning before this stank ass water love potion/ritual is going to work
 

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