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Well, Football Alley Fonts, we made it! No one thought the NFL would make it a full season in these unprecedented times, but it miraculously did. The season did not come without devastating injuries, Covid clusters, and the usual fuckery we love so much.

Since no one cares about the latest Brady Bowl (especially since the Cowboys should be this year’s Champions and aren’t), let’s get straight into some off season shenanigans. The only good thing about this year’s Tampa Bay slug fest will be The Weekend performing his weird songs at halftime.


Will Dak get paid? Will Philly get rid of their overrated and overpaid ginger? Will Odell ever see a playoff game? Will Brady ever retire? Will Mahomes ever sound like a real man and be more than a top 5 QB? Will the Football Team ever get a name? Will the NFC east redeem the division from its disgrace this season? Who will be traded? What coaches will be fired? Who will be arrested? Who will get fat before training camp? Who will get caught up? Will the Super Bowl be a Super Spreader event?

Find out on this (off) season of Football Fuckery...




@TWEET HUMMELS where is the big tag list?
 
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NFL is rigged. They wanted Brady old ass to be in his own stadium . fµck Brady and fµck the NFL. I won’t be watching it this year but I hope the Chiefs take care of business
 

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Josh Allen didn't stand a chance in hell against Brady so it's a relief that Pat won. I also think it's a conspiracy that Brady is about to have a Peyton Manning moment.

Going with the Chiefs all the way. Run it back
 

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Ever since Dak went down, I haven’t even been in that NFL thread. Dallas was so damn embarrassing this season. Something needs to change! They need to get Hank Hill from King of the Hill in there to change that country club attitude.
 

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Smh at the matchup. The NFL is blatant with their Brady love. Maybe he has pics of Goodell’s wife or Goodell has a gambling problem and his loan shark is a Brady fan?
 

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NFL is rigged. They wanted Brady old ass to be in his own stadium . fµck Brady and fµck the NFL. I won’t be watching it this year but I hope the Chiefs take care of business
My dad and brothers was laughing at me but the NFL really does seems like the WWE with heavy emphasis on the E:disdain I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out down the line that these games was fixed. Too much of a consequences for these “storylines” they want to sell. Welp another super bowl I won’t be watching
 

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Smh at the matchup. The NFL is blatant with their Brady love. Maybe he has pics of Goodell’s wife or Goodell has a gambling problem and his loan shark is a Brady fan?

Maybe Goodell is his boy. Something foul is definitely going on with Brady and those refs. It was the last minute call on GB fa’ me. They hadn’t been throwing flags all game.
 

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I feel bad for Diggs he stayed and watched the Chiefs ceremony I know it sucks.

Overall the Bills had a good season and made far in the playoffs rather than expected.

However the Chiefs was able to out coach the Bills and played better collective even with a rocky start they are a team that always find a way to win and come back. So I knew this game wasn't going to be easy!

 

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I feel bad for Diggs he stayed and watched the Chiefs ceremony I know it sucks.

Overall the Bills had a good season and made far in the playoffs rather than expected.

However the Chiefs was able to out coach the Bills and played better collective even with a rocky start they are a team that always find a way to win and come back. So I knew this game wasn't going to be easy!




Diggs can take comfort in if he was still with the Vikings he had been home along time ago... i’ve definitely seen growth in him since he’s left Vikings
 

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out of Buffalo and Green Bay who do you see coming back next year?

as for the super bowl they are the two best teams period

Tampa Bay wanted it more and Kanas City is the team you have to go through

My Bills were outcoached and so predictable on both sides of the Ball,if we get some tweaking done on offense and defense then we can get back,
 

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Josh Allen didn't stand a chance in hell against Brady so it's a relief that Pat won. I also think it's a conspiracy that Brady is about to have a Peyton Manning moment.

Going with the Chiefs all the way. Run it back

Brady isn't going to retire afterwards if that's what you think... he didn't the last few times he didn't go to the Bucs to be there for only a year.
 

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Get from round here, Rodgers.

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Get from round here, Zac Taylor.

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...and Jimmy G-spot is wandering San Fran with a suitcase as we speak. :joy:
 

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yea so anyways, where do ya'll think deshaun watson is going. I hope he stays his ass in the AFC:emoji_pray:
 

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I really don’t care who wins, because it’s both MAGA teams, I can’t stand Brady, and you can’t tell me Mahomes isn’t a MAGA with his crazy ass mama. I’m surprised she wasn’t arrested at the Capital.
 

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More mediocre white guys continue to get coaching jobs; despite previous mediocre white guys being disasters, same sh!t different toilet
 

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My Eagles...sigh. I don't know what's happening with them.

So I'm going to pretend I don't see the mess they are and focus on the top team in the Eastern Conference aka my Sixers :)

And I won't be watching. I don't care about either team and the halftime show is the Weeknd and Miley Cyrus? No thank you ever.
 

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The Super Bowl QB Match Up of

Fraggle Rock vs Methuselah

By the way the King of the Passive Aggressive need to leave Cheese and Beer Town, and come on home to play in The Bay. I will take a washed Aaron Rodgers over Pornstar Jimmy, send him back to The Hoodie hell I'll help him pack
 

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My Eagles...sigh. I don't know what's happening with them.

So I'm going to pretend I don't see the mess they are and focus on the top team in the Eastern Conference aka my Sixers :)

And I won't be watching. I don't care about either team and the halftime show is the Weeknd and Miley Cyrus? No thank you ever.

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If Rodger goes to the 49ers are division will be toast with the quarterback we have on my team.

we are already dealing with s curl Russ
Shorty Murray
And a possible Rodgers

Hell nah
 

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Anyone think there will or won't be a pre-season next season? We all know and see how vital it is for the players/teams especially rookies.
 

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Anyone think there will or won't be a pre-season next season? We all know and see how vital it is for the players/teams especially rookies.

depends on rona, probably so tho. I have a feeling NFL is going to do everything they can to get everyone vaccinated
 

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@typicalvirgo19 @theprettymiss @Cheeba Cheeba (I know I'm missing another #EaglesGang font- sorry!)

NFL insider says Carson Wentz “feels a little bit off in his relationship with the entire [Eagles] organization”

IF this is true, Carson just need to request a trade & leave. No need to create (possible) unnecessary drama and conflict within the team. If he feel he can't trust them or feel he got screwed over, then adios. That feeling only gonna get worse.

I'm really curious how Siriani gonna handle the QB situation and who he and Howie gonna draft.
 

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@typicalvirgo19 @theprettymiss @Cheeba Cheeba (I know I'm missing another #EaglesGang font- sorry!)

NFL insider says Carson Wentz “feels a little bit off in his relationship with the entire [Eagles] organization”

IF this is true, Carson just need to request a trade & leave. No need to create (possible) unnecessary drama and conflict within the team. If he feel he can't trust them or feel he got screwed over, then adios. That feeling only gonna get worse.

I'm really curious how Siriani gonna handle the QB situation and who he and Howie gonna draft.
Chileee...if thats the case, just let Jalen start.

I think Carsons confidence is definitely hit, given his poor performance this season.
 

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Chileee...if thats the case, just let Jalen start.

I think Carsons confidence is definitely hit, given his poor performance this season.

It really is which is why he'll probably play even worse next season. I just dunno how they're gonna fix his confidence.

I don't see them trading J either to appease Wentz so idk. He's also lost most of the locker room (allegedly) besides Kelce & Ertz so there's that too.
 

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It really is which is why he'll probably play even worse next season. I just dunno how they're gonna fix his confidence.

I don't see them trading J either to appease Wentz so idk. He's also lost most of the locker room (allegedly) besides Kelce & Ertz so there's that too.
Yup, Wentz is in his head too much and doesnt move like he used to.

Jalens not perfect but hes a risk taker on that field and makes smart decisions.

Wentz needs to prove himself at camp this year, idc.

...also Isnt Ertz leaving??
 

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@typicalvirgo19 @theprettymiss @Cheeba Cheeba (I know I'm missing another #EaglesGang font- sorry!)

NFL insider says Carson Wentz “feels a little bit off in his relationship with the entire [Eagles] organization”

IF this is true, Carson just need to request a trade & leave. No need to create (possible) unnecessary drama and conflict within the team. If he feel he can't trust them or feel he got screwed over, then adios. That feeling only gonna get worse.

I'm really curious how Siriani gonna handle the QB situation and who he and Howie gonna draft.

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@ChampagneToast is the other Eagles fan.
 
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My only wish for the off season is to get an alert saying that Ben Roethlisberger has retired
 

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All you guys need to know is that Rodgers is coming to Nola and we will be 2022 super bowl champions.
Drew’s nasty ass needs to retire.
 

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Anyone think there will or won't be a pre-season next season? We all know and see how vital it is for the players/teams especially rookies.

I think there will be. They’ll probably still have more flexible rules with their roster and practice squads.
 

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My dad and brothers was laughing at me but the NFL really does seems like the WWE with heavy emphasis on the E:disdain I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out down the line that these games was fixed. Too much of a consequences for these “storylines” they want to sell. Welp another super bowl I won’t be watching
Oh they pretty much admitted that they were an entertainment business when the Saints fans tried to take them to court behind the no-call in the Championship.

That’s why the refs are shady as hell during the playoffs especially the calls that make and when they make them. Case in point, yesterday’s game. They had been letting DB’s grab onto receivers for about 58 minutes, then they decide to flag the Green Bay DB on a Bucs critical 3rd or 4th down.

They know what “storylines” that the NFL wants to push.
 

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Diggs can take comfort in if he was still with the Vikings he had been home along time ago... i’ve definitely seen growth in him since he’s left Vikings
Can’t feel sorry for him! Minnesota miracle and all of it! Let the feelings that he felt that day carry him through this loss:arrogant
 

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