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He could have kept it short and said "no, I'm ugly"

Also, please don't match people who:
  • have no pictures
  • have only one picture
  • upload the exact same picture but with different zooms/angles
  • have pics with obscure angles that hide their full face
  • only have body pics/memes
Add to that neck up only pics, old pics and pics that are from far away. Or you might be in for a surprise.
 

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Why the FOCK is ugly mens out here adding pics to their profiles with their hot friend? Don't make me add you to get your friend's details sir!
 

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I would say stay away from tinder, plenty of fish and non paid sites but this is the trash that contacted me on Luxy an app that charges and claims it’s exclusively for wealthy, professionals. After conversing with him, I learned that he was a psychotic, unemployed, ex NASA employee who moved his ex girl friends entire family in and then claims she moved out without notice and stole his luxury car. When I ghosted him and blocked him on the app, he made a fake complaint to Luxy in which they immediately blocked my IP address with no evidence of whatever he said. I found Luxy had several complaints about lack of diversity and mistreatment of women subscribers with the appeal “voting in and out” procedures in which they allow male members to cancel female subscribers memberships. Funny thing is I had spent hundreds buying coins etc for a year to promote myself in searches and buy all the other crap the app promotes to help you make your profile more attractive. He hadn’t spent as much-if anything at all-so they were dumb to allow him to deactivate my account. During conversation he had mentioned that he got another lady’s account banned by sending in a complaint. So that is what he does when he’s rejected apparently. I knew from his eyes he was psychotic but I was in my “give people a chance and judge them by their looks” phase lol

I looked up his company and visited the website. He immediately wrote me asking if I’m on his website as you can see in our conversation. So he’s probably clocking women’s ip addresses as well.

David Green ‘s company he has listed HG Technologies in Palm Beach Florida has zero revenue and was started just a few months ago. This is what he lists as his employment on the app LoL. This man is unemployed but on an app for people within a specific income bracket and professional careers.

941-387-4883
 

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Those couples looking for a chick will have MAJOR issues in their relationships and a horrible breakup. Guaranteed
 

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I would say stay away from tinder, plenty of fish and non paid sites but this is the trash that contacted me on Luxy an app that charges and claims it’s exclusively for wealthy, professionals. After conversing with him, I learned that he was a psychotic, unemployed, ex NASA employee who moved his ex girl friends entire family in and then claims she moved out without notice and stole his luxury car. When I ghosted him and blocked him on the app, he made a fake complaint to Luxy in which they immediately blocked my IP address with no evidence of whatever he said. I found Luxy had several complaints about lack of diversity and mistreatment of women subscribers with the appeal “voting in and out” procedures in which they allow male members to cancel female subscribers memberships. Funny thing is I had spent hundreds buying coins etc for a year to promote myself in searches and buy all the other crap the app promotes to help you make your profile more attractive. He hadn’t spent as much-if anything at all-so they were dumb to allow him to deactivate my account. During conversation he had mentioned that he got another lady’s account banned by sending in a complaint. So that is what he does when he’s rejected apparently. I knew from his eyes he was psychotic but I was in my “give people a chance and judge them by their looks” phase lol

I looked up his company and visited the website. He immediately wrote me asking if I’m on his website as you can see in our conversation. So he’s probably clocking women’s ip addresses as well.

David Green ‘s company he has listed HG Technologies in Palm Beach Florida has zero revenue and was started just a few months ago. This is what he lists as his employment on the app LoL. This man is unemployed but on an app for people within a specific income bracket and professional careers.

941-387-4883
now you KNOW you should looked all that up and verified it before you even messaged him. see how easy it was to find?
 

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now you KNOW you should looked all that up and verified it before you even messaged him. see how easy it was to find?
I did look up his company prior to speaking with him. But I only learned about his relationships and behavior with the women on the app after phone conversations. We never met in person. After two convos I ghosted him but that was enough rejection to set him off.
 

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Ok girls! My date was amazing. He asked to pick me up which usually I don’t like because I would be stranded or murdered. I decided to let him, he shows up with red roses. Score 1. Took me to a really nice restaurant and made it known that I can order anything I want. Score 2. He was super respectful and funny the waiter kept coming over like y’all need to order and stop talking so much. After dinner we start walking around and he’s showing me all the art and telling me about the artists and why they were commissioned.

My feet start to hurt and I’m getting looks from men I don’t like. He’s protective without being territorial. We go back to his car and realize that we’d been walking and talking for 6 hours. We end up making out in the car like 2 teens. Finally he drives me home where we kiss some more. Great kisser score 3. Our date lasted 8 hours.

10/10 date

so happy for you! This sounds lovely.
 

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I would say stay away from tinder, plenty of fish and non paid sites but this is the trash that contacted me on Luxy an app that charges and claims it’s exclusively for wealthy, professionals. After conversing with him, I learned that he was a psychotic, unemployed, ex NASA employee who moved his ex girl friends entire family in and then claims she moved out without notice and stole his luxury car. When I ghosted him and blocked him on the app, he made a fake complaint to Luxy in which they immediately blocked my IP address with no evidence of whatever he said. I found Luxy had several complaints about lack of diversity and mistreatment of women subscribers with the appeal “voting in and out” procedures in which they allow male members to cancel female subscribers memberships. Funny thing is I had spent hundreds buying coins etc for a year to promote myself in searches and buy all the other crap the app promotes to help you make your profile more attractive. He hadn’t spent as much-if anything at all-so they were dumb to allow him to deactivate my account. During conversation he had mentioned that he got another lady’s account banned by sending in a complaint. So that is what he does when he’s rejected apparently. I knew from his eyes he was psychotic but I was in my “give people a chance and judge them by their looks” phase lol

I looked up his company and visited the website. He immediately wrote me asking if I’m on his website as you can see in our conversation. So he’s probably clocking women’s ip addresses as well.

David Green ‘s company he has listed HG Technologies in Palm Beach Florida has zero revenue and was started just a few months ago. This is what he lists as his employment on the app LoL. This man is unemployed but on an app for people within a specific income bracket and professional careers.

941-387-4883
Sis this was a lot to unpack here. You dodged a bullet! Just wow. He doesn’t look well at all.
 

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Sis this was a lot to unpack here. You dodged a bullet! Just wow. He doesn’t look well at all.
Yes I’m grateful I ghosted him quickly instead of attempting to find out more lol May have saved myself some negative experiences
 
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I hope he gets flies in his inbox. These girls need to make their own 6 figures so him mentioning that would seem tacky and like toxic bait
Ive always felt like people who lead with how much money they make (especially when the lifestyle doesn’t match up) are lying.
 

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Ive always felt like people who lead with how much money they make (especially when the lifestyle doesn’t match up) are lying.
Yes, or if they’re making it, they’re mentioning the salary and showing what they have to trick with it.

Do you have the disposable income to treat the both of us to trips, shopping and whatever I want? Or are you driving a Mercedes $300 lease complaining about a $400 dinner date?

The place you choose on the first date will tell you all you need to know about his income level. Block anyone that insists on meeting at Starbucks or for “drinks”
 

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Yes, or if they’re making it, they’re mentioning the salary and showing what they have to trick with it.

Do you have the disposable income to treat the both of us to trips, shopping and whatever I want? Or are you driving a Mercedes $300 lease complaining about a $400 dinner date?

The place you choose on the first date will tell you all you need to know about his income level. Block anyone that insists on meeting at Starbucks or for “drinks”
I feel you. I personally am not opposed to coffee “dates’. I say this because its not much of a time commitment. If I think you’re ugly or just hate your personality/convo I can leave without having wasted much time. Now if there’s a second date and you suggest Golden Corral yeah imma go ahead and block you. Where you choose says alot about not just your income but the effort you’re willing to put in as well. And if you do have money and you try this Im still blocking because Im not playing that hazing me to see if Im really into you bµllsh!t. Most men just want to see what they can get away with.
 
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Yes, or if they’re making it, they’re mentioning the salary and showing what they have to trick with it.

Do you have the disposable income to treat the both of us to trips, shopping and whatever I want? Or are you driving a Mercedes $300 lease complaining about a $400 dinner date?

The place you choose on the first date will tell you all you need to know about his income level. Block anyone that insists on meeting at Starbucks or for “drinks”
That is not true at all. All the men I know in the real world with serious money are not out here taking women out on $400 first dates. That is just dumb. What if you end up not liking the person? I don't know why so many of you tie your self-worth to how much a man is willing to spend on you on the first date. Wives, partners, long-term girlfriends are supposed to get these treatments, not someone you just met and do not even know.
 

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That is not true at all. All the men I know in the real world with serious money are not out here taking women out on $400 first dates. That is just dumb. What if you end up not liking the person? I don't know why so many of you tie your self-worth to how much a man is willing to spend on you on the first date. Wives, partners, long-term girlfriends are supposed to get these treatments, not someone you just met and do not even know.

My former manager actually took a girl out on a £400 date but I think he was trying to impress hard because she was a well paid solicitor renting in central London and he was living off his parents money, driving his dad's luxury car, living in a house share, working for the family business.

They both came from rich families but hers was richer.

It worked though because they're getting married soon. He's married up basically.
 

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That is not true at all. All the men I know in the real world with serious money are not out here taking women out on $400 first dates. That is just dumb. What if you end up not liking the person? I don't know why so many of you tie your self-worth to how much a man is willing to spend on you on the first date. Wives, partners, long-term girlfriends are supposed to get these treatments, not someone you just met and do not even know.
Ok, I understand maybe not the very first meeting. But that’s what video chats are for so you know what they look and act like before planning a date together. If a man truly wants you, they work to impress you. Especially at the beginning when they haven’t gotten any s*x yet.

Different, age, class, city, income (and I’m sorry but usually race) have different lifestyles. That’s ok if you don’t understand or want less for yourself. Agree to disagree.
 
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My former manager actually took a girl out on a £400 date but I think he was trying to impress hard because she was a well paid solicitor renting in central London and he was living off his parents money, driving his dad's luxury car, living in a house share, working for the family business.

They both came from rich families but hers was richer.

It worked though because they're getting married soon. He's married up basically.

Exactly. But it’s ok for say someone in a different class to atleast do $200 dates. If they can’t then let them find a pickmesha. It’s ok to have your expectations high. It’s ok to have them low. Just don’t complain when he wants your income to support his bills and lifestyle. That 50/50 life is tiring.
 

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£400 is around $600 USD by the way.
I’m not saying strive for that with every guy you meet. But that’s how they assess you, know how to assess them. If you’re in your twenties and he takes you to Cheesecake Factory then he should have flowers, open doors etc etc. But it depends on what both your lifestyles and expectations are. I assess who I’m with and what is going to work for me. Because the worst is a man with $300,000 in the stock market and millions in his bank account trying to cheat you on a good experience. My time is not cheap.

The ones who really have it will not be counting dollars. They MIGHT count thousands. But not ones and hundreds. Espc when the woman is attractive to them. That’s why for decades and decades societies have been brainwashed to see only one type of beauty because they wanted the all the xes symbol status and successful men. But a lot of their older men peep game and switch who they date later in life.
 
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I revisit this thread anytime I feel bad about myself and then I remember I'm doing great sweetie. Some of the people's lives and brains are just...whew.
 

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