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Okay, this heavy set man want me.. This man work two jobs... Make more than what I make.. And he make meals for me, and be leaving handwritten notes on the side for the meals he prepared for me. Just the other day, he baked some country ass cornbread, and cooked some chicken gizzards. He put sugar on the collared greens.

I feel like he is being sincere, and respectful. But, I get a sincere vibe from him..
He wanted to snag me.

He is so country, he is persevering a jar of pickled jalapenos for me. Tell me why he put the jalapenos in a Mason jar from the dollar store, and gonna make some pickle brines.. This man is another level!

Just the other day, he baked some mozzarella mac n' cheese, put cream of mushroom, bacon n bites, fried pork chops in vinegar, put some black eye peas, and cabbage on it.
 

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You better hop on this heavy set man! At least you know you wont be missing no meals
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Okay, this heavy set man want me.. This man work two jobs... Make more than what I make.. And he make meals for me, and be leaving handwritten notes on the side for the meals he prepared for me. Just the other day, he baked some country ass cornbread, and cooked some chicken gizzards. He put sugar on the collared greens.

I feel like he is being sincere, and respectful. But, I get a sincere vibe from him..
He wanted to snag me.

He is so country, he is persevering a jar of pickled jalapenos for me. Tell me why he put the jalapenos in a Mason jar from the dollar store, and gonna make some pickle brines.. This man is another level!

Just the other day, he baked some mozzarella mac n' cheese, put cream of mushroom, bacon n bites, fried pork chops in vinegar, put some black eye peas, and cabbage on it.
One word.

Ruuuuuuuunnnnnn..........

That’s how these men down here are, they trap you with good d*ck and food. Don’t fall for it, you’ll be 300 lbs. with sleep apnea and single and he’ll be cooking for the next chick.
 

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are sweet collard greens good?

I don't want NO man to think I want him..
were u hurt in the past? if u think he's being genuine and treating u right, then i wouldn't want him to pay for someone else's mistakes.
 

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...Sugar on the collard greens?
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I mean, if that's what you like OP then keep him :sidefrown
 

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Okay, this heavy set man want me.. This man work two jobs... Make more than what I make.. And he make meals for me, and be leaving handwritten notes on the side for the meals he prepared for me. Just the other day, he baked some country ass cornbread, and cooked some chicken gizzards. He put sugar on the collared greens.

I feel like he is being sincere, and respectful. But, I get a sincere vibe from him..
He wanted to snag me.

He is so country, he is persevering a jar of pickled jalapenos for me. Tell me why he put the jalapenos in a Mason jar from the dollar store, and gonna make some pickle brines.. This man is another level!

Just the other day, he baked some mozzarella mac n' cheese, put cream of mushroom, bacon n bites, fried pork chops in vinegar, put some black eye peas, and cabbage on it.
How'd did y'all meet?
 

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I think he sounds like a sweet man, people got their own ways of showing love / that they care and this is his way. I say if youre happy, what do you have to lose? Hes already treatin you like a queen.
 
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I came in here to roast, but I’ve decided to toast. He sounds like a kind and sweet man, op. Very genuine. Folks like that aren’t easy to find. I say you see where it goes (and post some of these recipes bc these descriptions got me hungry asl)
 

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Go on ahead and enjoy your last summer in your current jeans. That country boy is going to keep you happy and stuffed as your relationship grows. I’m partial to men who are country... be glad you found one that can cook.

If you’re scared to be in a relationship then you can tell him that. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.
 

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Okay, this heavy set man want me.. This man work two jobs... Make more than what I make.. And he make meals for me, and be leaving handwritten notes on the side for the meals he prepared for me. Just the other day, he baked some country ass cornbread, and cooked some chicken gizzards. He put sugar on the collared greens.

I feel like he is being sincere, and respectful. But, I get a sincere vibe from him..
He wanted to snag me.

He is so country, he is persevering a jar of pickled jalapenos for me. Tell me why he put the jalapenos in a Mason jar from the dollar store, and gonna make some pickle brines.. This man is another level!

Just the other day, he baked some mozzarella mac n' cheese, put cream of mushroom, bacon n bites, fried pork chops in vinegar, put some black eye peas, and cabbage on it.
I'll take my country boy with a six pack. He can cook and still have abs.

Sounds like that man is trying to give you sugar diabetes and make you fat as hell.
 

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One word.

Ruuuuuuuunnnnnn..........

That’s how these men down here are, they trap you with good d*ck and food. Don’t fall for it, you’ll be 300 lbs. with sleep apnea and single and he’ll be cooking for the next chick.
Tell her, sis.
Pickled pork chops....SUGAR on greens is blasphemy.

He about to have her super fat.
 

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All jokes aside, he actually sounds sweet and I love a man that can cook. Enjoy OP and stop thinking too deeply into things.
 

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I was with you until you said he put sugar in the collards. That's just being an agent of chaos right there.
 

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I’d stay until he makes his intentions known, then I’d tell him how I feel. I’d hate to assume incorrectly.
 

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If he makes banana pudding and or lobster Mac and cheese, protect him at all costs and consider holy matrimony if loyalty seems like a prominent trait. I've never heard of sugar ON greens or the concoction of some of those ingredients but my greedy behind advocates any man cooking as a form of love.
 

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That is country as hell lol. Are you interested in him, OP?
 

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Is it sincere after argued with him?
I get a message around 7 or 8am.
You purposely picked a fight w/ him? Or were you mad that he hit you so early? It seems like you don't like him that way, only what he does for you. Like you're trying to keep him at a distance.
 

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Lol but are you actually attracted to him OP? All you mentioned was that the man can cook.
 

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did you pick a fight on purpose to see if he'll stay or distance himself from you? are you testing him?
 

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