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Hey guys! So i went with majority of your recommendations to go with the synthetic pee. I used Quick fix. It was at a normal temp of 94 degrees & was sent off to the lab.

I’m lowkey freaking out lol. (The test was non-dot 5 panel)
 

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Who in they right mind told you to do this?

You gonna get caught and put in jail.

What happens when they do a random urine test if you get the job.

Why don't you just stay off drugs.

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Can Quest Diagnostics detect synthetic urine?

Urine tests performed by Quest Diagnostics can detect barbiturates, amphetamines, cocaine, benzodiazepines, MDMA (Ecstasy), marijuana, opiates, methadone, PCP, oxycodone, synthetic cannabinoids (Spice/K2) and synthetic stimulants like “Bath Salts.”
 

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I really don’t think you should’ve went the synthetic route but good luck. Did you look at reviews for the one you used?
 
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You’ll be fine. Next time just don’t smoke a week beforehand (assuming you’re worried about weed). But if you must smoke drink a bunch of water beforehand. It will at least buy you time to re-take due to creatine levels being low. Or use someone else’s urine who is clean. A friend of mine does this and warms it up prior to going to take the test. You will not go to jail if they find out you used fake urine somehow, unless you are involved in drug court. Again, easier to just stop smoking while job hunting but I’m sure you know that lol.
 

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You’ll be fine. Next time just don’t smoke a week beforehand (assuming you’re worried about weed). But if you must smoke drink a bunch of water beforehand. It will at least buy you time to re-take due to creatine levels being low. Or use someone else’s urine who is clean. A friend of mine does this and warms it up prior to going to take the test. You will not go to jail if they find out you used fake urine somehow, unless you are involved in drug court. Again, easier to just stop smoking while job hunting but I’m sure you know that lol.

I know, i should have stopped once i applied for jobs. I’ve been applying all summer & no one was contacting me at all until the end of August & they were trying to rush the process being they contacted me late. So it was really in a pinch. I’m giving up the smoking, i was a social smoker anyways.
 

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I really don’t think you should’ve went the synthetic route but good luck. Did you look at reviews for the one you used?

Ofc. I did major research before trying this & many fonts suggested i use synthetic urine.
 

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Who in they right mind told you to do this?

You gonna get caught and put in jail.

What happens when they do a random urine test if you get the job.

Why don't you just stay off drugs.

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Can Quest Diagnostics detect synthetic urine?

Urine tests performed by Quest Diagnostics can detect barbiturates, amphetamines, cocaine, benzodiazepines, MDMA (Ecstasy), marijuana, opiates, methadone, PCP, oxycodone, synthetic cannabinoids (Spice/K2) and synthetic stimulants like “Bath Salts.”

Idk if you read my other thread, but i stated I am Not a smoker. Just social. Btw the synthetic you bolded are for fake weed & fake bath salts. Not synthetic urine.
 

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I have to ask my brother what the thing he uses to clean your urine is called, it’s hella easy beating a urine, it’s the oral (50/50) and hair (good luck) that’s hard to beat.
 

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Yes my science project works well for me. Five years and not one failed one yet. Good luck OP. Hopefully you get the position.
 

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Yes my science project works well for me. Five years and not one failed one yet. Good luck OP. Hopefully you get the position.

Are you tests sent through labs (labcorb, quest) ?
 

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Dose this work I’m contemplating whether I should use this
Yeah it worked for me, I just put a whole packet in Gatorade the night before and drank a little. Then like 1/2 hours before the test I drank a whole bottle with it and I passed. My urine was a little too clear but they took it.
 

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I know someone who does this and passed. I would be too nervous, spill it everywhere shaking like a leaf.
 

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Yeah it worked for me, I just put a whole packet in Gatorade the night before and drank a little. Then like 1/2 hours before the test I drank a whole bottle with it and I passed. My urine was a little too clear but they took it.
I ended up using mega clean I was to damn nervous but I passed a thc test at home 2 times mega has pectin in it which certo has but I stopped months before about 4-5 months I been off the grass so I don’t know if that’s it too but the mega made my lines come thru very strong I was nervous At the urgent care I didn’t even wait for the results
 

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Just use a blood cleansing herb &
activated charcoal + drink hella water next time. it works​
 

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I've had urine tests for the two companies I've worked for.

Not sure how easy it is to give up smoking weed as I've never done it, but I know friends who have struggled to stop smoking it. I googled and found some useful info on passing a drug test


There's consequences for they actions and they will deal..

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Yeah it worked for me, I just put a whole packet in Gatorade the night before and drank a little. Then like 1/2 hours before the test I drank a whole bottle with it and I passed. My urine was a little too clear but they took it.


What state you in? Also are you a heavy smoker?
 

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I've had urine tests for the two companies I've worked for.

Not sure how easy it is to give up smoking weed as I've never done it, but I know friends who have struggled to stop smoking it. I googled and found some useful info on passing a drug test

lol I felt the same way it’s rough in the first 14 days then it gets easier as the months go on you won’t feel the need for it but would sometimes wanting to have a lil a puff here and there (like I’m doing now lol) it’s not hard to stop but it’s hard to stop permanently you a G for keep smoking and taking company urine test
 

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